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Marcus is a little turkey.  He has done a great job potty training and has been pooping in the potty for months now.  Only recently though has he started looking at his accomplishments though.  The other day he poops, checks it out and says "Treat!"  I was so sure that he was referring to when he got treats for using the potty and I let it go.  He kept saying treat treat though.  Then he said today "Treat in there."  My darling little boy thinks his doo-doos are treats!!!  We are trying to contain laughter over this as the conversation went something like this.

Mom: Marcus, what is in the toilet after you go poop?

Marcus: Treats! *with a grin*

Mom: No, after you go poop the is poop in the toilet.  So...Marcus, what is in the toilet after you go poop? 

Marcus:  Poop?  And toots too mom. 

Mom: *trying desperately not to pee my pants*  Right Marcus, and poop is yucky right?

Marcus:  No....Yummy!!!

Mom:  No Marcus, poop is yucky, we flush it down the toilet.  So Marcus what is in the toilet when you go poop?

Marcus:  Poop and toots

Mom:  And is poop yummy or yucky?

Marcus:  Yummy!  no.....yucky.

Where on EARTH did he come up with pooping treats????